Dine And Dash

Original Airdate:	January 30, 2001
Writers:	Jackie Filgo, Jeff Filgo
Director:	David Trainer

Kelso invites the gang out for an expensive dinner and then announces that he's not paying; his plan is for them to dine and dash. And Bob's upset since his business folded, Red hasn't offered him a job at Pricemart.

When Kelso gets a one hundred dollar windfall from his grandmother, he invites the gang out to dinner at an expensive restaurant. After dinner, as Donna is thanking him, he announces that he has no intention of paying. This is going to be a dine and dash. Everyone but Hyde strongly objects; it's stealing! The parents get together to play cards, and Bob gets upset that since he gave Red a job at his electronics store when Red was unemployed, Red, who does the hiring at Pricemart, hasn't offered him a job. Caroline's the hostess at the restaurant where the kids are having dinner, and Fez tries to impress her by sending her a beer to the hostess podium. The kids one by one take off until Eric and Donna are left alone. Eric keeps ordering more food as an excuse not to leave. The other kids decide to make it worse for Eric and Donna by calling the restaurant and having an elaborate anniversary cake served to them. Kitty tells Red he'd better do something for Bob, because Eric's dating his daughter and Bob and Midge are going to be their neighbors for a long, long time. But when Red offers a job, Bob says he'll have to think about it. Eric and Donna finally make it out of the restaurant and get their revenge by baking a batch of "special brownies" with a secret ingredient for their friends. After they've all had several, the secret ingredient is revealed: Chocolate Super-Lax!