Garage Sale

Original Airdate:	September 28, 1999
Writer:	Dave Schiff
Director:	David Trainer

The Forman's have a garage sale, and Hyde contributes his 'special brownies.' Fez makes a pass at Jackie, infuriating Kelso and giving Jackie the best kiss she's ever had.

Red and Kitty are having a garage sale, and Hyde says he wishes he had something to contribute. Eric has movie plans with Donna, but Red says he has to stay home and help with the sale. Kitty suggests Hyde could do a table with cookies or brownies, and Hyde says he'll do his brownies, because people love them. Eric tells Hyde he can't make "those" brownies, but Hyde insists. Eric pulls Hyde aside and says there's no way Hyde's making his "special" brownies in his parents' kitchen. Hyde assures him there'll be two pans, one "special" and one regular for the losers. Red feels bitter and humiliated about having to sell stuff in the driveway to make a little money. Jackie, Kelso and Fez are at the movies, and Fez misinterprets Jackie's friendliness for something more serious and makes a pass. Jackie's surprised and Kelso's livid, while Fez still thinks he read the signs correctly. Back at the Forman's, Hyde's in a panic as he tells Eric that he "lost" a pan of the "special brownies." He last saw them in the oven, so where could they be now? Eric and Hyde rush into the kitchen and find that Midge, Bob, Red and Kitty have devoured nearly the entire pan of brownies. The adults, clearly stoned, sit around the kitchen table talking. There's a knock at the door which Red answers; he returns to the table and announces that he has sold the Vista Cruiser for two hundred dollars. Eric goes crazy when he learns that his car's been sold. He's furious with Hyde and says it's all Hyde's fault because of the brownies. Jackie tells Donna what happened at the movies and confesses that Fez gave her the best kiss she's ever had. Kelso accepts Fez's apology when Fez points out that Kelso fools around with both Eric's sister Laurie and Pam Macy, and, therefore, he's a whore. And Eric, telling Red he has to be responsible for his actions, makes him go get the Vista Cruiser back.

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