Stolen Car

Original Airdate:	January 24, 1999
Writer:	Mark Hudis
Director:	David Trainer

Red takes away the Vista Cruiser when Eric gets a scratch on it. Kelso's cousin loans him a car, so the guys have some wheels, but soon they're pulled over by the police and taken to jail for possession of a stolen car.

Red takes away the Vista Cruiser after he discovers that Eric has gotten a small scratch on it; but Kelso shows up with his cousin Sully's car. Bob is upset when he learns that Midge is planning to take a class at a community college in Kenosha; he forbids her to go, and she calls him "a big ass". Kitty thinks Red went a little overboard in taking the car away from Eric. Jackie tells Donna her fantasy about having sex with Michael for the first time, and it sounds straight out of Harlequin Romance. The guys are riding around in their borrowed car, and Eric finds out how it feels to ride in the back seat and have no say in where they're going. But soon they're pulled over by the police and hauled off to jail for possession of a stolen car. Kelso uses their one phone call to call Jackie and then forgets to ask her to bail them out, so the guys beg Eric to talk to the police and get them out of this mess. Donna defends Midge's right to go back to school to expand her mind, and Bob can't understand why the women in his house can't see his side of the issue. The guys are released when Sully's grandmother remembers she loaned Sully the car and informs the police it hasn't been stolen, but Eric lets everyone think he got them out of jail. Jackie's so overjoyed to have Kelso back from jail that she says she's ready to give herself to him body, mind and soul.

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